u came for the words--stayed for the free watermelon

So I figured my first blog would need an explanation since it is super random for me even to be starting one..

My first suggestion to you to understand fully what the title of this blog means and where it came from--



If that still doesn't explain it to you--then maybe you shouldn't keep reading this blog, because the video should be evidence enough that I am (or at least have been told I am) the most random/intriguing/ditsy/intelligent/stupid/cold-blooded/caring/sadiddy person you know..or maybe think you know but honestly have no idea...which fully explains why you still have no idea what I am talking or laughing about most of the time...

True Story of the night..I actually fell out laughing just at the thought of posting that pear thing...lol

In conclusion...basically I figured I would create a blog in order to possibly explain myself to everyone--maybe you'll finally understand me-maybe you'll see why I do things the way I do-or on a slightly sad note maybe you will realize that you may never understand me..either way---as long you're reading I hope you stay entertained...or confused or whatever...