Pittsburgh is like a land of fun!

So my vacation was good..but i believe that i should finally update some people on what happened the last night i was there..

So we went to tha Steelers game for MNF and since football is (if i had to choose) my favorite sport..for so many reasons...lol it was the best time i had had thus far--

my only complaint is that after the game, all the coaches and players go out to tha parking lot and have a tailgating party...now theres nothing wrong wit this itself, since i was able to meet more potential husbands, until i realized how much my parents were drinking.

i am going to go ahead and cut to the chase of the drive home...me driving that is--

Basically-it's me driving, my mom in the passenger seat, my cousin Kris and stepdad Roger in the second row and my sister Melissa and My uncle Kirby:

Roger: KIRBYY!!!!!!! ( why is he screaming..)

Kirby: Ay!! Danielle---turn on Everybody Hates Chris!! I wanna watch some good tv!!

Roger: AY KIRBY!! (still yelling and i am not sure why) REMEMBER THAT TIME WE GOT WASTED ON THA WAY HOME FROM THAT CONCERT??? HOW WE GET HOME MAN? HOW WE GET HOME?

My mom: *doing the cabbage patch* Look, Dani, this is funny, isn't it?

UPDATE: my mom informed me that she was just trying to keep me entertained and wasn't as drunk as i thought she was...sorry moms


*meanwhile Kris is shockingly quiet after drinking more than the law should allow and shaking hands and hugging everyone one in sight,(in which i mean ticket scalpers, women, men, hotdog vendors and confused homeless men that we had to pry him away from) while he was telling...or rather screaming at them that the Kingdom of God is at hand*
Example of the homeless man:

Roger: *after a beat of silence* WAIT!! WHO LET DANIELLE DRIVE???? AWW MAN SHE CAIN'T DRIVE!! SHE GONNA DRIVE US OFF A CLIFF OR SOMETHIN!!!!! BET ANYONE $5 WE WIND UP IN CANADA TONIGHT!! BET ME! SOMEONE BET--AY KRIS MAN..HOW YOU KNO SO MANY PEOPLE, HUH? YOU SHAKE HANDS? HUH? I'MA START SHAKIN HANDS MAN...

My mom: *realizing we were halfway home* OH MY GOD!! WHERE'S MELISSA??? WE FORGOT MY BABY AT THE STADIUM!!! NO TURN AROUND DANI!!

Melissa: Mom, you were talking to me when we got in the car. *With Roger once gain realizing I'm driving and screaming about it again*

My mom: oh. my bad honey. *leans seat all the way back so she can see the tv facing the backseat*

Roger: AY KIRBY!! REMEMBER THAT TIME WE GOT WASTED ON THA WAY HOME FROM THAT CONCERT??? HOW WE GET HOME MAN? HOW WE GET HOME?

Kirby: Man, I dont know, that was a great night

Roger: AY KRIS MAN..HOW YOU KNO SO MANY PEOPLE, HUH? YOU SHAKE HANDS? HUH? I'MA START SHAKIN HANDS MAN...MATTER FACT I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND NOW MAN

Melissa: Uncle B who you texting? its 2am and you haven't looked up yet.

Kirby: I'M FAMOUS!!! I KNOW EVERYONE, GIRL!! WHO YOU THINK I AM!!

Roger: AY KIRBY!! REMEMBER THAT TIME WE GOT WASTED ON THA WAY HOME FROM THAT CONCERT??? HOW WE GET HOME MAN? HOW WE GET HOME?

*this all continues for the next 20 minutes, until finally we arrive home at 4am.
I, exhausted from having to drive through all of that go upstairs to bed. 15 minutes later my sister walks by with too much food in her mouth.

"Uncle B made tacos if you want some"

Clearly this was ridiculous and rolled over and just went to sleep.

So i thought the foolishness was done for this trip...but once again i thought too soon...

The next day as my other uncle picked us up from LAX to go home, two pre-teen girls were crossing the street in front of us eating candy...my foolish uncle screamed out tha car in some creepy, growly old man voice:

"AY GIMME SOME OF THA SUCKER LIL GIRL"

They just stared as he slowed the car down to actually wait for her to give him a sucker...they looked scared as they should have and walked/ran off..him and Roger laughed then for some reason in unison sang:

"SUCKAASS 2 FOR A PENNY!!!!!!!!!"

By this time it I realize that my family might just be too much for me..

I'm glad Dawson conveys exactly what i feel/felt about them--



Sometimes I wonder, how could i have ever turned out as normal as i have...